Thing 1: ohhh, smoldering toddler carcass meat is on sale at Lawrence's
 Thing 2: Is it? Sweet.
 Thing 1: yeah
 Thing 1: I was snorkeling in a pool of carbonated blood, and I had a premonition about it
 Thing 2: Like in the deli, or in bulk at the butcher counter?
 Thing 2: And, I wonder if you could carbonate blood? I suppose so.
 Thing 1: out by this guy named Carl's van
 Thing 2: Ah.
 Thing 1: he's Lawrence's son...
 Thing 1: its called Lawrence & Son Professional Kidnappers
 Thing 1: at least that's what the van said on the side
 Thing 2: I see... well, there's no reason to doubt them; they seem pretty upfront and honest.
 Thing 1: yeah, for sure
 Thing 2: Of course, I haven't seen their prices...
 Thing 1: well, it IS a delicacy, so its not exactly cheap
 Thing 1: depends on which type you choose
 Thing 1: they have "Orphan", "Aborted Fetus", "Child Of A Dock Worker", "Child Of A Senator" and "Child Of A Foreign Dignitary" and "Cool Ranch"
 Thing 1: Not necessarily in that order
 Thing 2: do ethnic children taste different?
 Thing 1: I assume so
 Thing 1: turkey has light and dark meat
 Thing 2: ah
 Thing 2: you're right
 Thing 1: I can't see how children could be different than turkey
 Thing 2: me neither... they smell and look the same
 Thing 1: true
 Thing 1: about the same worth to society as well