THE 'DARK' SECRET

 

INT.  APARTMENT ‑‑ MORNING

 

Adam sits in living room chair, waiting. Todd, in a bathrobe, wanders in from his bedroom towards the kitchen. We hear him making a racket in the refrigerator while rooting for something to consume. Adam listens while this happens. Todd, in a near catatonic state, works his way back into the living room and takes a sloppy sip from the milk carton he has found. He empties it into his person, belches, crushes milk carton in hand and throws it with full force, straight into the wall. His eyes have remained closed the entire time.

 

ADAM

So, Todd. I think an apartment meeting is long past due.

 

TODD

God damn it.

(pause)

Now's not a good time.

 

ADAM

When would be a good time?

 

TODD

I don't know. My schedule's pretty full. You know, various events and commitments and such.

 

ADAM

How about ... now?

 

TODD

(rapid fire)

No

 

ADAM

(also rapid fire)

Now?

 

TODD

No

 

ADAM

How about now?

 

TODD

Ugggggghh!!!!

 

Todd stomps over to sit across from Adam.

 

ADAM

So, we've known each other for what? 3, going on 4 years? And we shouldn't keep secrets from each other.

 

TODD

Awww, shit! I knew it! You're gay! You're in love with me ... and you're gay! How gay is that?

 

ADAM

What? No, that's not it...

 

TODD

(interrupting)

I should have known, after all the gay shit you've done.

 

ADAM

Where'd you get that ...

 

TODD

(Interrupting and lost in his own world and counting off on his fingers)

Gay this. Gay that. Gay. Gay. Gay!

 

Todd looks around the apartment.

 

TODD (CONT'D)

Wait a minute. Everything in this apartment is gay! I'm surrounded by gay... In fact, I'm starting to feel gay myself. I've gotta take a minute. I need some time ALONE.

 

Todd puts on a coat and walks out.

 

INT. APARTMENT ‑‑ DAY

 

Todd returns to the apartment. Adam is sitting in the chair, reading. Todd's clothes are in disarray. He looks as if he has been through hell.

 

TODD

Okay ... I've decided I'm okay with you being gay.

 

ADAM

Yeah, about that.

 

Todd sits down

 

ADAM (CONT'D)

I'm NOT gay.

 

TODD

(bordering on crying)

You son of a bitch.

 

ADAM

But there is something I've been keeping from you.

 

TODD

This better be good.

 

ADAM

I don't want you to take this the wrong way.

 

TODD

What would make you think I would do that. I'm a perfectly reasonable person.

 

Adam just stares at Todd for a moment.

 

ADAM

Listen. Like I was saying ... A.) I'm not gay ... 2.) YOU'RE not gay

 

Todd gets a look of shame of his face.

 

ADAM (CONT'D)

And B.) .. this is what I really wanted to tell you ...

 

TODD

Oh god, don't tell me you're Jewish?

 

Adam looks at him, stunned.

 

TODD (CONT'D)

You're French?

 

Adam has no expression.

 

TODD (CONT'D)

You're a French Jew!!

 

Adam shakes his head 'no'.

 

TODD (CONT'D)

Oh god, you're married?

 

ADAM

No. Todd. Look ... I'm part black.

 

Adam reaches into the collar of his shirt and awkwardly produces a wall clock on a rope/string (like flavor‑flav).

 

ADAM (CONT'D)

See??

 

Todd pauses and raises his arm to point.

 

TODD

Get out.

 

The camera pulls back to reveal he is pointing at a wall. Without thought, he points toward the actual door with his other arm. Adam resignedly gets up and looks to Todd to see if he will reconsider. He doesn't, so Adam proceeds to leave.

 

TODD (CONT'D)

And don't bother coming to the clan meeting tomorrow. You're no longer welcome, though your famous clantastic chili will be sorely missed.

 

 

 

THE END

 

Note: Originally, there was to be a series of elegant can crushings. It also might be interesting to introduce the fact that he's not all black, and not all white. He's merely "grey curious"