rubber woman won't keep me awake

rubber women won't make mistakes

rubber lady is better in bed

rubber gal isn't sick in the head

she's just what i want in a girl

the only thing i'd ever want in the world

she's just what i need in the world

the only thing i'd ever need in a girl

rubber woman will never be late

rubber women won't make me wait

rubber lady don't believe in protection

rubber gal loves all the affection

and

she's my baby, i can't get a real lady

coz i'm not the stable

i'm ripe and i'm able

and you see, my baby, i can't get a real lady

i'm not that stable, i'm ripe

i'm able

i won't have to meet rubber woman's mom

she won't treat me like shit at the prom

i won't think of her every night and day

and when i'm done with her i can throw her away

rubber woman will never get cold

rubber women never grow old

rubber lady fits under my bed

rubber gal won't fuck with my head