SHE MUST BE GAY
Music/lyrics: Hoernlein

I wore my best shoes
Put on my best moves
I had on my favorite shirt
She still treats me like dirt
I thought I’d take a chance
Ask her to the dance
I told her I would pay
She still says no way
I thought-I was god’s gift to women
I thought-I’m in such great shape, so I’ll ask her again

-CHORUS-
So I try, and I try
To be with her, but I get denied
And I try, still I try
To be with her, but I get denied
SHE MUST BE GAY

Maybe if I give a wink
She will start to think
Oh what a great guy
Maybe I’ll give him a try
But what I tried didn’t work
She still thinks I’m a jerk
I don’t know what went wrong
Maybe I came on too strong
I thought-I’m the best looking guy in town
I thought-that I would never, ever get turned down

-REPEAT CHORUS-

When I see a hot girl walking down the street
And That’s the kind of girl I like to meet
I say hey baby what your sign
And for me it works almost every time
And if that woman isn’t down to play
Then it’s obvious to me, that girl must be gay…