NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST
Music/lyrics: Hoernlein

Every time we go out you have to buy everyone drinks
You try so hard to impress you worry about what people think
You tell stories that never happened you’re lying through your teeth
You don’t have any taste in music your favorite band is Creed

You say you’ll see me later
You’ll see me later…
Not If I see you first!!

You’re probably one of those kids who stayed home and played D&D
Never invited to big parties but that’s not what you’ll tell me
You’re always trying too hard for sex makes me wonder if you’ve been laid at all
You are always acting weird you can’t handle your alcohol

You say you’ll see me later
You’ll see me later…
Not If I see you first!!